The Kingdom of Landiia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Czester III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.778 billion Landians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital wasteland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Landian economy, worth 357 trillion Dubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 128,733 Dubloons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 584,541 per year while the poor average 17,363, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

Czester III is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Landiia's national animal is the Common pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Landiia is ranked 314,099^th in the world and 8^th in Sacrum Axis Bloc for Most Pacifist, with 5.75 cheeks turned per day.