The Golden republic of Land of the Person is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leonard Blokhuizen with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.21 billion Personians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambrian city. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Personian economy, worth 717 trillion Throwing stars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,791 Throwing stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Personian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Land of the Person's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the person.

Land of the Person is ranked 25,073^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Germanic isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.91 law-abiding acts per hour.