The Corporate Empire of Land of Corporations is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Corporate Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.45 billion Corporate Workers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Land of Corporations economy, worth 288 trillion Corporate Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 198,707 Corporate Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,826,492 per year while the poor average 2,234, a ratio of 817 to 1.

Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Land of Corporations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Land of Corporations's national animal is the Corporate Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Land of Corporations is ranked 4,316^th in the world and 138^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,987.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.