|Capital||Lamuell Funland City|
|Leader||Grand Chancellor Comouchi|
The Commonwealth of Lamuell is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Comouchi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 961 million Lamuellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuell Funland City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lamuellian economy, worth 111 trillion Francuezzes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,685 Francuezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government pours millions of Francuezzes into rehabilitation programs annually, school uniforms are compulsory, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamuell's national animal is the French Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by The Majestic Twelve of Haor Chall.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, the government pours millions of Francuezzes into rehabilitation programs annually.
- : Lamuell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards.
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