Vaccinate your kids, slip slop slap and seatbelt safety Grand Chancellor Comouchi
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 959th Most Influential: 1,944th Most Pacifist: 5,409th
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Population961 million

CapitalLamuell Funland City
LeaderGrand Chancellor Comouchi

AnimalFrench Panda

The Commonwealth of Lamuell is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Comouchi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 961 million Lamuellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuell Funland City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamuellian economy, worth 111 trillion Francuezzes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,685 Francuezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government pours millions of Francuezzes into rehabilitation programs annually, school uniforms are compulsory, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamuell's national animal is the French Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamuell is ranked 148,565th in the world and 7,661st in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 959thTop
Most Influential: 1,944thMost Pacifist: 5,409thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,786thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,361stNicest Citizens: 9,366thHealthiest Citizens: 10,273rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,524thMost Developed: 10,734thSafest: 12,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,743rdBest Weather: 13,838thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,071stMost Secular: 14,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,212thLowest Crime Rates: 14,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,276thMost Cultured: 14,732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,097thSmartest Citizens: 16,341st
Most Pacifist: 304th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 316th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 520th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 524th in the regionMost Inclusive: 548th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 584th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 595th in the regionMost Developed: 634th in the regionSafest: 652nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 685th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 693rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 697th in the regionMost Influential: 703rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 709th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 725th in the regionMost Secular: 725th in the regionMost Cultured: 741st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 744th in the regionBest Weather: 748th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 750th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 768th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 798th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 807th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 850th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Lamuell was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
  • : Lamuell was endorsed by The Majestic Twelve of Haor Chall.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, the government pours millions of Francuezzes into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Lamuell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamuell, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 154 » The Rhein States, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Mzeusia, Dar es Saalam, Snoodum, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Corfad, THX1138, United Draconia, Q w e r t y, Zeternia, Sundred, Sunto, Holy Oranz, PlanetPunk, New Bremerton, Shadowrik, The United States of Romania, Buckerino, Yarecir, Selfgradatude, Ethnon, New Pruessen, Sil Dorsett, Pallaith, Arstungry, Frances Francis the First of France, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, Universal State Formula, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, ISOP, Sanjurika, Newrun, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, National Goats, Niradans, and 104 others.Valhalla123, Sinelona, Ka Ching, Wilkshire, Californian Redwood, Piptaimerfulopia, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Sakaryata, The Iron Lions, Papika, Atomic Industry Islands, The Windmilluminati, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Agrauron, Diodone, Gladio II, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Dreadton, Amauri, Bearical, Mazuri, Pleroma Sans Romans, United North American, Australiland, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Unsophisticate, Lunallian, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, Empy, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Ice and Tinian, Zumlandia, The South Falls, Yukti, Maott, New Eleria, Asgardira, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Black Cathedral, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Grobbillandia, Steraz, Bananaaaaa, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Joodey, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Guer Aike, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, Ara Antrizuls, 1 very fast endotarter, Newpromisedland, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Justanistan, Vathekia, Ofemerica, Kulgatha, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Torakuen, IsiMUd, Guslantis, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Fortnite Eco, Norostilors, Saturns Edge, Misuvelia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Orven, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Meyghan, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Kirostan, Kontara, Norvayopia, Aerilia, Haor Chall, and Tsardom of Leonlandia.

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