Population | 10.611 billion |
Capital | That One Place |
Leader | Crafty Tom |
Faith | The Church of Mielikki |
Currency | Pine Cone |
Animal | Holy Mackerel |
The Holy Town of LamonicBibber is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Crafty Tom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.611 billion Bibarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of That One Place. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient LamonicBibberian economy, worth a remarkable 2,195 trillion Pine Cones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,927 Pine Cones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
LamonicBibberian diplomacy is by the book, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, cops in That One Place spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LamonicBibber's national animal is the Holy Mackerel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Mielikki.
LamonicBibber is ranked 37,371st in the world and 566th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,220.147656605 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : LamonicBibber was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in LamonicBibber, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : LamonicBibber was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : LamonicBibber was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : LamonicBibber was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Langburn.
- : Following new legislation in LamonicBibber, cops in That One Place spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row.
- : LamonicBibber was endorsed by The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications.
- : LamonicBibber was endorsed by The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies.
- : LamonicBibber was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in LamonicBibber, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 48 » Fellon, Axdel, Modra, The Three States of Fortuna, East Malaysia, Dragons Blood, New Leganes, Spiruvania, Hizuru, Aivintis, A mean old man, Enlil, BearStackof2015, From New World, Mardom, Sandboxford, The Marlands, Ridann, Santa Dystopia, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Novosejia, Romanoddle Republic, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Marrabuk, Asendavia, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Tassirion, Dwightica, Evrigenis, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, Merlovich, Troc, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Connerii, Stellar Colonies, Konyai, and Grimmerdhore.