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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Lamebrainia

Population17.879 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.879 billion Lamebrainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,082 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 507,978 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,718,139 per year while the poor average 21,397, a ratio of 173 to 1.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 504th in the world and 2nd in Glass Gallows for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 13,180.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 5thMost Avoided: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndRudest Citizens: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 53rdMost Primitive: 55thMost Devout: 70thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77thLargest Insurance Industry: 81stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 83rdMost Corrupt Governments: 103rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106thHighest Disposable Incomes: 108thLargest Mining Sector: 111thMost Efficient Economies: 163rdHighest Average Incomes: 277thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 504thHighest Economic Output: 525thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 866thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,270thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,002ndMost Influential: 4,026thNudest: 6,995thLargest Populations: 8,198thMost Stationary: 9,654thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,698thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,449thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,089th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
  • : Lamebrainia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
  • : Lamebrainia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, childhood friends of Heidi Crowter are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.

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