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Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd
The Idiocracy of
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WA Delegate
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Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Lamebrainia

Population19.273 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.273 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,969 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 517,277 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,014,605 per year while the poor average 17,328, a ratio of 231 to 1.

The eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program, a petition to improve Lamebrainian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 241,611th in the world and 11th in Glass Gallows for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -102.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thLargest Retail Industry: 7thMost Avoided: 10thRudest Citizens: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndMost Rebellious Youth: 49thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49thMost Primitive: 52ndMost Devout: 63rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thLargest Insurance Industry: 92ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 103rdLargest Mining Sector: 105thMost Efficient Economies: 150thHighest Average Incomes: 273rdHighest Economic Output: 494thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 562ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 778thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,014thTop
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Most Influential: 4,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,379thNudest: 7,614thLargest Populations: 8,027thLargest Black Market: 8,077thMost Stationary: 9,034thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,427thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,905thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,555thHighest Drug Use: 20,380th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, a petition to improve Lamebrainian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Lamebrainia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.

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