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Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
Highest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Armed: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Lamebrainia

Population18.733 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its feral children, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.733 billion Lamebrainians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,588 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 511,835 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,553,427 per year while the poor average 7,809, a ratio of 583 to 1.

Homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, every day at 4am Lamebrainians wake to pray for the sun to rise, and urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 229,244th in the world and 10th in Glass Gallows for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.47 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Armed: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thMost Avoided: 11thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thRudest Citizens: 44thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61stMost Devout: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76thLargest Insurance Industry: 83rdMost Corrupt Governments: 91stHighest Disposable Incomes: 102ndLargest Mining Sector: 108thMost Efficient Economies: 150thHighest Average Incomes: 279thHighest Economic Output: 510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 544thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 611thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 728thMost Primitive: 2,042ndTop
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Most Influential: 4,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,598thNudest: 7,728thLargest Populations: 8,097thMost Stationary: 9,259thLargest Black Market: 9,630thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,046thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,384thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,367thHighest Drug Use: 21,925th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, every day at 4am Lamebrainians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry.
  • : Lamebrainia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Working Leave".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, much of Lamebrainia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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