Population | 4.155 billion |
Capital | San Pedro de Lambayeque |
Leader | Anselmo Lozano Centurión |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | peso |
Animal | bull |
The Department of Lambayeque is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anselmo Lozano Centurión with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.155 billion Lambayequeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Pedro de Lambayeque. The average income tax rate is 34.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Lambayequean economy, worth 374 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,184 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambayeque's national animal is the bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Lambayeque is ranked 156,827th in the world and 5th in Peru for Most Stationary, with 136.56274593312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lambayeque was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Lambayeque's influence in Peru rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Lambayeque was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Lambayeque, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Following new legislation in Lambayeque, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
- : Following new legislation in Lambayeque, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
- : Following new legislation in Lambayeque, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
- : Following new legislation in Lambayeque, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Lambayeque's influence in Peru rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Lambayeque's influence in Peru rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".