The Democratic Republic of Lakon-oui is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Président Jacquemin with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.617 billion Lakonnards have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khan City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lakon-ouian economy, worth 278 trillion lakoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,475 lakoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The incidence of wrist sprains is falling, the price of freedom is about half a million lakoes, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakon-oui's national animal is the Tigre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Le vide.

Lakon-oui is ranked 75,729^th in the world and 2,549^th in The East Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,291.51 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.