Population | 2.406 billion |
Capital | Dirthole |
Leader | John Doe |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | coin |
Animal | Jabberwocky |
The Dictatorship of Lakadistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Doe with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.406 billion Lakadistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dirthole. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Lakadistanian economy, worth 422 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,550 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakadistan's national animal is the Jabberwocky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Lakadistan is ranked 5,430th in the world and 1st in Suspicious for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.45 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lakadistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Lakadistan, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in
Lakadistan, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
- : Following new legislation in
Lakadistan, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in
Lakadistan, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
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Lakadistan, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
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Lakadistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Largest Information Technology Sector.
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Lakadistan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
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Lakadistan, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
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Lakadistan, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.