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Total Power John Doe
Most Secular: 1,628thLowest Crime Rates: 2,921stMost Authoritarian: 2,951st
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Lakadistan

Population2.406 billion

CapitalDirthole
LeaderJohn Doe
FaithAtheism

Currencycoin
AnimalJabberwocky

The Dictatorship of Lakadistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Doe with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.406 billion Lakadistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dirthole. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakadistanian economy, worth 422 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,550 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakadistan's national animal is the Jabberwocky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lakadistan is ranked 5,430th in the world and 1st in Suspicious for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.45 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Secular: 1,628thLowest Crime Rates: 2,921stMost Authoritarian: 2,951stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,696thMost Patriotic: 4,150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,218thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,527thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,729thMost Developed: 5,789thLargest Governments: 5,911thMost Conservative: 6,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,594thSafest: 8,448thHealthiest Citizens: 8,510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,648thSmartest Citizens: 10,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,320thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,959thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,637thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,656thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,007thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,487thMost Cultured: 16,791stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,268thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,013thMost Extreme: 24,851stLargest Welfare Programs: 34,212thMost Efficient Economies: 34,496thBest Weather: 34,657th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 94th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 101st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 129th in the regionMost Conservative: 138th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 190th in the regionMost Extreme: 209th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 234th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 334th in the regionMost Stationary: 340th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lakadistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakadistan, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakadistan, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakadistan, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakadistan, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakadistan, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Lakadistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakadistan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakadistan, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakadistan, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.

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