The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Constance McCloud with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.984 billion LadyRebelsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constance City. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse LadyRebelsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,621 trillion CoS Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,179 CoS Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making LadyRebelsians any less frightened, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LadyRebels's national animal is the Violent J, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LadyRebels is ranked 12,120^th in the world and 387^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,586.64 Tourists Per Hour.