The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Constance McCloud with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.572 billion LadyRebelsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constance City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LadyRebelsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion CoS Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,287 CoS Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LadyRebels's national animal is the Violent J, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LadyRebels is ranked 13,125^th in the world and 373^rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,392.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.