The Free Land of Lady of Duckness is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.397 billion Lady of Ducknesses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Lady of Duckness economy, worth 350 trillion hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 47,405 hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,533 per year while the poor average 2,971, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lady of Duckness's national animal is the duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lady of Duckness is ranked 277,808^th in the world and 2^nd in Duck for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.