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Largest Insurance Industry: 7,096thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,226th
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La La Lainey 71

Population1.195 billion


The Armed Republic of La La Lainey 71 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.195 billion La La Lainey 71ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The very strong La La Lainey 71ian economy, worth 59.6 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,836 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,804 per year while the poor average 13,444, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Armed security details escort librarians to their homes, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to La La Lainey 71ian politicians, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. La La Lainey 71's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La La Lainey 71 is ranked 73,757th in the world and 46th in Nariyan for Most Primitive, scoring 20.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Insurance Industry: 7,096thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,226th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 15th in the region

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