The Peace and Love Child of La Esperanza de Miguel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Miguel with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 44.19 billion La Esperanza de Miguelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenidad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The frighteningly efficient La Esperanza de Miguelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,223 trillion Kisses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 321,871 Kisses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,698,202 per year while the poor average 32,454, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", cigarettes are dead-cheap, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. La Esperanza de Miguel's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

La Esperanza de Miguel is ranked 293,805^th in the world and 821^st in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.04 law-abiding acts per hour.