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May you find peace
Largest Retail Industry: 1,110thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,381stRudest Citizens: 1,405th
The Serene Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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La Cocina del Bodhi

Population17.878 billion

CapitalSangha
LeaderFitzgerald Kennedy
FaithBuddhism

CurrencyLotus
AnimalBeaver

The Serene Republic of La Cocina del Bodhi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fitzgerald Kennedy with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.878 billion Bodhians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sangha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,282 trillion Lotuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 295,480 Lotuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 959,593 per year while the poor average 68,602, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Cocina del Bodhi's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

La Cocina del Bodhi is ranked 27,879th in the world and 4th in Free Market Federation for Most Stationary, with 1,406.32647495048 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,110thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,381stRudest Citizens: 1,405thHealthiest Citizens: 1,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,958thLowest Crime Rates: 2,087thBest Weather: 2,111thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,157thMost Efficient Economies: 2,553rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,647thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,713thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,029thHighest Economic Output: 3,036thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,302ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,666thMost Developed: 3,724thSafest: 3,906thMost Devout: 3,907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,145thSmartest Citizens: 4,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,656thLargest Governments: 6,142ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,877thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,132ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,642ndMost Patriotic: 11,448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,404thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,316thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,214thMost Influential: 19,291stLargest Populations: 19,815thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,377thLargest Mining Sector: 22,725thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,622ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,779thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,627thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,736thMost Stationary: 27,879th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, gossip magazines have pictures of Fitzgerald Kennedy sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Bodhians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Bodhians like vultures.

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