The Commonwealth of Kyzer is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kyrin Zylander with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 9.705 billion Kyzerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyzer City. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kyzerian economy, worth 648 trillion Kyzes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,816 Kyzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Kyrin Zylander's window to draw attention to their issues, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyzer's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kyzera.

Kyzer is ranked 68,385^th in the world and 7^th in Jyzeria for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,613.54 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.