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Tell 'em to carve my name in the bar stool, baby. the Overgoat
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 261stHighest Drug Use: 1,119thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,174th
The Metacausal Big Bad Daddy of
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyrusia

Population26.866 billion

CapitalPandæmonium
Leaderthe Overgoat
Faiththe Cult of the Overgoat

CurrencyFaustian bargain
Animaldiabolic ibex

The Metacausal Big Bad Daddy of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Overgoat with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.866 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,807 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 872,520 per year while the poor average 1,052, a ratio of 829 to 1.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, in a fit of passion the Overgoat has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, the Cult of the Overgoat has been named as Kyrusia's national religion, and the Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (Kyrusia has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Overgoat.

Kyrusia is ranked 169,197th in the world and 103rd in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Stationary, with 102.858614726 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 261stHighest Drug Use: 1,119thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,174thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,821stHighest Crime Rates: 1,856thFattest Citizens: 2,252ndMost Avoided: 2,318thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,053rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,924thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,072ndLargest Populations: 6,328thRudest Citizens: 7,037thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,463rdMost Armed: 7,471stLargest Mining Sector: 8,971stHighest Economic Output: 8,975thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,050thLargest Retail Industry: 11,424thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,086thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,129thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,838thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,643rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,645thMost Pro-Market: 23,907thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,308thMost Secular: 28,853rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionNudest: 30th in the region

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