The Owner of Kylesburgh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 32.126 billion Kylesburghers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kylesburgh. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kylesburgher economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion kylesburgh dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,968 kylesburgh dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Playing card suits are sold separately, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylesburgh's national animal is the tree sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kylesburgh is ranked 38,518^th in the world and 1,147^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.