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Highest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Subsidized Industry: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 44th
The Centro Warzone States of
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Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kyldellian Zereack

Population13.659 billion

CapitalGreyfield City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyKerpton
AnimalMonster

The Centro Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.659 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Centro Social Alliance economy, worth an astonishing 10,541 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 771,739 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 168th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 239 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 8thMost Subsidized Industry: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 44thMost Efficient Economies: 55thLargest Black Market: 56thLargest Publishing Industry: 67thMost Advanced Public Transport: 95thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98thMost Cultured: 100thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 113thLargest Governments: 115thMost Armed: 126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 189thMost Inclusive: 200thRudest Citizens: 214thMost Advanced Public Education: 215thSmartest Citizens: 259thHighest Crime Rates: 299thHighest Economic Output: 347thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 478thLargest Gambling Industry: 488thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 584thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 624thMost Devout: 625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,378thLargest Retail Industry: 1,393rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,401stMost Developed: 1,736thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,924thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,540thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,602ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,640thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,366thMost Stationary: 4,626thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,712thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,877thMost Influential: 9,081stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 9,823rdHighest Drug Use: 11,117thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,374thLargest Populations: 15,210thNudest: 16,498th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, lobster tastes best when it is red.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.

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