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You mess with the people, you mess with the state! The Founder
Largest Governments: 6thMost Patriotic: 7thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th
The Third Social Alliance of
Democratic Socialists
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Kyldellian Halon

Population18.073 billion

CapitalThe Great Fortress of Mt Iris
LeaderThe Founder
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 18.073 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,082 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 613,179 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A PhD just ain't what it used to be, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 37th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,524.66 tourists per hour.

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Largest Governments: 6thMost Patriotic: 7thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Cultured: 13thMost Efficient Economies: 14thSafest: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 29thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37thSmartest Citizens: 37thHighest Poor Incomes: 44thHighest Food Quality: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 65thMost Subsidized Industry: 81stMost Developed: 84thLongest Average Lifespans: 96thMost Inclusive: 116thHighest Average Incomes: 148thLargest Publishing Industry: 150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rdHealthiest Citizens: 245thMost Devout: 360thMost Armed: 366thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 414thHighest Economic Output: 435thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 481stMost Advanced Public Education: 482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 541stLargest Welfare Programs: 568thRudest Citizens: 631stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 727thMost Cheerful Citizens: 972ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,018thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,203rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,473rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,845thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,450thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,886thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,486thMost Stationary: 3,982ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,987thLargest Retail Industry: 4,186thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,853rdMost Influential: 9,117thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,024thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,819thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,929th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kyldellian Halon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.

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