Population | 25.219 billion |
Capital | The Great Fortress of Mt Iris |
Leader | The Founder |
Faith | Morvolox |
Currency | Gram |
Animal | Monster |
The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 25.219 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 17,517 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 694,614 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, The Great Fortress of Mt Iris's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.
Kyldellian Halon is ranked 36th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Smartest Citizens, with 557.54 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, The Great Fortress of Mt Iris's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Halon, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.