The Wasteland of Kyallisar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.397 billion Kyallisarians, 21.924 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underworld. The average income tax rate is 31.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyallisarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,309 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 285,079 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, Underworld has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kyallisar's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dragon Hallow.

Kyallisar is ranked 317,132^nd in the world and 6,127^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -37.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.