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Largest Agricultural Sector: 410thMost Valuable International Artwork: 431stNudest: 633rd
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New York Times Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kushinas Parrots

Population2.47 billion

CapitalMentri Maestosu
LeaderIsmo Kullervo Saarinen

Currencydoploon
Animalparrot

The Free Land of Kushinas Parrots is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ismo Kullervo Saarinen with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.47 billion Parrotianis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mentri Maestosu. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kushinas Parrotsian economy, worth 408 trillion doploons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,262 doploons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, the military has gone fission for more funding, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned parrotball fields, and visiting the best Kushinas Parrotsian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is relatively low. Kushinas Parrots's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kushinas Parrots is ranked 14,815th in the world and 17th in Nordic Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,998.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 410thMost Valuable International Artwork: 431stNudest: 633rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,796thRudest Citizens: 2,185thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,349thTop
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Best Weather: 4,693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,819thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,913thHighest Food Quality: 13,689thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,815thMost Developed: 15,730thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 18,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,912thMost Efficient Economies: 22,251stSmartest Citizens: 22,486thMost Cultured: 22,653rdLargest Black Market: 22,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,837thLargest Governments: 27,791stMost Inclusive: 28,604thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 33,824th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, visiting the best Kushinas Parrotsian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned parrotball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, the official Kushinas Parrotsian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Nordic Lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kushinas Parrots, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.

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