I'll think of it later Afran Zoran Abadi
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,278thMost Influential: 5,399thMost Armed: 6,100th
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan

Population2.83 billion

LeaderAfran Zoran Abadi
FaithState Atheism


The Democratic Socialist State of Kurdislavic Algharbistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Afran Zoran Abadi with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 2.83 billion Kurdislavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erbil. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kurdislavic economy, worth 333 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,012 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only lightning has a chance of striking Afran Zoran Abadi twice, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kurdislavic Algharbistan's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Kurdislavic Algharbistan is ranked 174,193rd in the world and 7,689th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 336.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,278thTop
Most Influential: 5,399thMost Armed: 6,100thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,576thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,395thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,465thLargest Mining Sector: 12,590thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,831stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,172ndMost Cultured: 21,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,077thMost Inclusive: 22,169thSmartest Citizens: 22,457thMost Developed: 23,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,535thHighest Food Quality: 24,827thMost Income Equality: 26,521stMost Secular: 26,737thHighest Average Incomes: 27,244th
Most Armed: 114th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 234th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 274th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 329th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 361st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 386th in the regionLargest Black Market: 426th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 534th in the regionMost Influential: 579th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 585th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 604th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 654th in the regionMost Developed: 665th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 682nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 682nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 697th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 699th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 753rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 809th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 841st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 846th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 846th in the regionMost Secular: 859th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 862nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 961st in the regionLargest Governments: 977th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 994th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,083rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,171st in the regionLargest Populations: 1,174th in the region

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