The Republic of Kuberistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jack Kuberk with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 3.495 billion Kuberistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jackopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kuberistanian economy, worth 173 trillion Kuberistanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,755 Kuberistanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kuberistanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuberistan's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuberistan is ranked 254,333^rd in the world and 4,206^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -121.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.