Population | 12.141 billion |
Capital | Krrope Zhlai |
Leader | Comrade Krrope |
Faith | Athieism |
Currency | Khvahn |
Animal | None |
The Underused Main Of BR of Krropezka is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Krrope with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.141 billion Krropezkazh are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krrope Zhlai. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Krropezkazh economy, worth 793 trillion Khvahns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,381 Khvahns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krropezka's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athieism.
Krropezka is ranked 56,696th in the world and 1,794th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Krropezka's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Comrade Krrope wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, Comrade Krrope can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Krrope Zhlai to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, governments opposing Krropezka are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Krropezka, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.