The Federation of Krokodile is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Virgil Vanderside I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 1.364 billion Krokodileans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krokodilia. The average income tax rate is 54.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Krokodilean economy, worth 159 trillion Krokolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 117,201 Krokolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cities are engulfed by smog, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krokodile's national animal is the Cocodrilo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Way of Krokorus.

Krokodile is ranked 227,430^th in the world and 11,054^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -10.17 on the Hayek Index.