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יש לנו אמון שלנו ביהוה
Rudest Citizens: 169thMost Devout: 355thFattest Citizens: 410th
The Holy Semitic Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Contender
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Krimzen

Population11.878 billion

CapitalJebus
LeaderNoach Itamar
FaithJebusite Yahwism

Currencyshekel
AnimalDove

The Holy Semitic Confederacy of Krimzen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Noach Itamar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.878 billion Semites are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jebus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Semitic economy, worth a remarkable 3,800 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 319,974 shekels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,928,495 per year while the poor average 23,878, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, Dove is one of the most popular forenames in Krimzen, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Krimzen. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Krimzen's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jebusite Yahwism.

Krimzen is ranked 16,331st in the world and 6th in Israel for Most Stationary, with 1,742.58876668692 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 169thMost Devout: 355thFattest Citizens: 410thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 454thMost Avoided: 545thHighest Disposable Incomes: 622ndLargest Retail Industry: 641stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 755thMost Armed: 976thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,242ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,575thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,795thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,810thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,847thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,864thMost Efficient Economies: 1,876thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,345thLargest Mining Sector: 2,395thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,626thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,661stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,157thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,886thHighest Economic Output: 5,145thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,743rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,770thLargest Governments: 7,634thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,831stMost Patriotic: 9,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,641stTop
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Most Stationary: 16,331stMost Influential: 18,461stMost Pro-Market: 25,581stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,099th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Krimzen.
  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, Dove is one of the most popular forenames in Krimzen.
  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : Krimzen's influence in Israel rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, the SWAT team always rings twice.
  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, a flying elephant and Noach Itamar share the same nickname.
  • : Following new legislation in Krimzen, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.

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