The Protectorate of Kriegsarmee is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 16.566 billion Kriegsarmeeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Kriegsarmeean economy, worth 152 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,186 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriegsarmee's national animal is the Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kriegsarmee is ranked 138,073^rd in the world and 1^st in Union of the Fascist Reich for Most Pacifist, with 68.82 cheeks turned per day.