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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,324thMost Conservative: 2,425thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,617th
The Russian Muscovite State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Krestyana

Population646 million

CapitalMoskva

CurrencyRuble
AnimalRussian Bear

The Russian Muscovite State of Krestyana is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 646 million Muscovites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muscovite economy, worth 107 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 165,889 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, the nation's mettle is about to be tested, and rural Muscovites stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krestyana's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krestyana is ranked 254,432nd in the world and 1,732nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -28 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,324thMost Conservative: 2,425thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,155thMost Devout: 5,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,843rdMost Influential: 6,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,015thLargest Mining Sector: 7,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,416thMost Patriotic: 7,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,624thMost Efficient Economies: 9,846thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,852ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,642ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,738thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,602ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,727thMost Developed: 18,004thLargest Black Market: 18,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,141stLowest Crime Rates: 19,732ndLargest Governments: 21,735thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,745th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Patriotic: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krestyana, rural Muscovites stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
  • : Krestyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Krestyana, the nation's mettle is about to be tested.
  • : Krestyana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Krestyana, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Krestyana, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Krestyana, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Krestyana, the roundel of the Muscovite Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Krestyana, Krestyana shot first.
  • : Following new legislation in Krestyana, Jennifer Government is banned.

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