The Federal Republic of Kremony is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Malto Karl Heinz with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 928 million Kremonyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krempoly. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kremonyan economy, worth 97.4 trillion cruises a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,961 cruises, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, little girls are in tears as Malto Karl Heinz confiscates their pink princess ballgowns, and Malto Karl Heinz affectionately nicknames supporters by number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kremony's national animal is the azure jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kremony is ranked 250,033^rd in the world and 9,634^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 6.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.