The Democratic States of Kree Turrytopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Trev Vetle with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 1.493 billion Kree Turrytopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kree Hurrytopia City. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kree Turrytopian economy, worth 165 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,075 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Kree Turrytopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kree Turrytopia's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kree Turrytopia is ranked 13,745^th in the world and 736^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 78.12 quips per hour.