The Fiefdom of Korglandian Mining Colony is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.221 billion Korglandian Mining Colonyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uranium Pit Mine. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Korglandian Mining Colonyian economy, worth 252 trillion Company Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 59,787 Company Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korglandian Mining Colony's national animal is the Rock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Korglandian Mining Colony is ranked 71,494^th in the world and 4^th in Touhou Land for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,727.68 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.