The Dogmatic Dogdom of Korglandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Korgo with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.059 billion Korgis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awwschwitz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Korglandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,055 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,466 Dogecoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,584,436 per year while the poor average 26,693, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, the face of Korgo is a permanent feature of the Awwschwitz skyline, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korglandia's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dinksterism.

Korglandia is ranked 3,149^th in the world and 1^st in Touhou Land for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 152,310.53 Standard Monetary Units.