The Turtle Republic of Kopits is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Turtle King Koko And Turtle Queen Kiki with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.283 billion Turtles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tutu city. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Turtle economy, worth 180 trillion Shrimp 🍤s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,420 Shrimp 🍤s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Turtle King Koko And Turtle Queen Kiki to be highly-advanced toilet factories, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, Turtle King Koko And Turtle Queen Kiki's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kopits's national animal is the Red Ear Slider Turtle 🐢, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Turtleism.

Kopits is ranked 90,950^th in the world and 1,529^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,850.1 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.