The Federal Republic of Konneticut is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Boromir with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.678 billion Konneticutians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sao Marino. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Konneticutian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,919 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konneticut's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Konneticut is ranked 609^th in the world and 19^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 39.97 bananas ingested per day.