The Queendom of Kombucha Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.318 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kombucha Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,944 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Kombucha Dragonia is often a lifetime appointment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kombucha Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kombucha Dragonia is ranked 3,522^nd in the world and 9^th in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.61 law-abiding acts per hour.