The Military Republic of Kolkatas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King De La Vella with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.348 billion Kolkatasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Kolkatas City. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kolkatasian economy, worth 441 trillion Red Rubies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,849 Red Rubies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, and twelfth-generation Kolkatasians are deported for not knowing King De La Vella's childhood nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolkatas's national animal is the The Golden Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alphaisim.

Kolkatas is ranked 69,880^th in the world and 4^th in Coalition of Prussia for Most Extreme, scoring 27.56 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.