Way Down In Kokomo
Most Efficient Economies: 549th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 638th Most Influential: 940th
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Kokomo Island

Population8.223 billion

LeaderKing Koko B Ware


The Kingdom of Kokomo Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Koko B Ware with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.223 billion Kokomo Islandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokomo. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kokomo Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion Kokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,946 Kokoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown. Kokomo Island's national animal is the Pug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kokothism.

Kokomo Island is ranked 141,556th in the world and 7,670th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -58.56 on the Rand Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 549thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 638thMost Influential: 940thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 984thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,004thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,635thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,799thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,575thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,908thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,137thMost Developed: 4,292ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,373rdSmartest Citizens: 4,695thLargest Retail Industry: 5,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,465thRudest Citizens: 5,976thMost Cultured: 6,286thMost Secular: 6,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,666thHighest Economic Output: 6,849thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,916thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,043rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,165thHighest Drug Use: 9,620thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,121stHealthiest Citizens: 10,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,581stLargest Governments: 11,812thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,895thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,636thNudest: 15,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,200thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,870th
Most Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 90th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 194th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 198th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 200th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Developed: 245th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 248th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionMost Cultured: 305th in the regionRudest Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 341st in the regionMost Secular: 341st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 353rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 383rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 386th in the regionMost Influential: 386th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 440th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 486th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 487th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 522nd in the regionNudest: 538th in the regionLargest Governments: 567th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 572nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 682nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 693rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 705th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 739th in the region

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