Way Down In Kokomo
Most Efficient Economies: 547th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 639th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 937th
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Kokomo Island

Population7.86 billion

LeaderKing Koko B Ware


The Kingdom of Kokomo Island is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Koko B Ware with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.86 billion Kokomo Islandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokomo. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kokomo Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Kokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,279 Kokoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, Kokomo Islandian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Kokomo Island's national animal is the Pug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kokothism.

Kokomo Island is ranked 42,931st in the world and 1,999th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,508.41 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 639thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 937thMost Influential: 955thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,990thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,018thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,052ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,350thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,516thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,576thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,802ndMost Developed: 4,380thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,161stSmartest Citizens: 5,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,551stLargest Retail Industry: 6,563rdMost Cultured: 7,011thHighest Economic Output: 7,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,112thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,888thHealthiest Citizens: 9,064thMost Secular: 9,481stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,750thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,482ndLargest Governments: 13,016thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,929thHighest Drug Use: 14,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,984thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,222ndNudest: 16,529th
Most Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 177th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 208th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionMost Developed: 253rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 336th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 337th in the regionMost Cultured: 345th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 381st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 383rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 447th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 471st in the regionMost Secular: 472nd in the regionLargest Populations: 494th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 509th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 518th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 538th in the regionNudest: 571st in the regionLargest Governments: 616th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 642nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 666th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 723rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 740th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 745th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 867th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, Kokomo Islandian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Kokomo Island was endorsed by The Done DEal of IsiMUd.
  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Kokomo Island, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 182 » Pallaith, Siwale, Buckerino, Great Bights Mum, Yaorozu, Corfad, Koda-Land, Sunto, Kylesburgh, McMasterdonia, Bayern-Straubing, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, PlanetPunk, Mzeusia, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Shadowrik, Shin-Hachioji, Victoriaans Nederlands, Unimaginable Doom, THX1138, Selfgradatude, Sil Dorsett, Former English Colony, Wineclaw, Universal State Formula, Frances Francis the First of France, Albacria, Highton Islands, Holy Oranz, Californian Redwood, Apetopia, Empy, Malta Comino Gozo, United Draconia, Tredano, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Q w e r t y, Pleroma Sans Romans, Whereisthatistan, Unsophisticate, Racoda, Sacrento, The Gamer Party, Sanjurika, Suicidistan, Diodone, Thoets, Atain, and 132 others.Zeternia, Sundred, Gladio II, SORT, Zokk, Guslantis, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Kulgatha, Wodan, Maott, Sea Ghost, Moubarakistan, Ice and Tinian, Eraver, Dicko, Bothia, Arstungry, New Sekai, Lunallian, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Choistan, Montarc, Amauri, Revolutionary Sealand, American MapleStory, Kobagia, East Wushen, Misuvelia, Snoodum, Abject Ludicrosity, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Democritus, Wilkshire, Yarecir, The Iron Lions, Dragonar, The Rhein States, Yukti, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Lionia, Valhalla123, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, General COE, The Serdey Islands, Newrun, Newpromisedland, Fun time land of Fun, New Lakemba, National Goats, Votak Matim, Niradans, Napnomadia, Oshonia, Sinelona, Ostrolia, North Bratislava, Vincone Cae, Uganda Knuckles UK, The Windmilluminati, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Maovale, Sakaryata, Avemterra, Wunderstrafanstalt, Papika, Machendel, Solidair, Cloydicia, Agrauron, Atomic Industry Islands, Dreadton, Daedric Stellar Empire, Sheldanada, Bearical, United North American, The Realm of Dorne, Stat Artha, Ka Ching, Australiland, Democratu, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, The Pantheons, Zumlandia, The South Falls, Partax, New Eleria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Black Cathedral, Ethereal Expanse, Grobbillandia, Steraz, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Adkins Station, Joodey, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Guer Aike, Bridgett, Ieprus, Ara Antrizuls, 1 very fast endotarter, Justanistan, Ladtanderan, Vathekia, Ofemerica, SchoolHouse Rock, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Evetstan, Torakuen, Kyrianian, Warsaw-Halicz, Acrabinnia, Far Easter Republic, and IsiMUd.

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