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We will rock you General Sebastian Bohnhead
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,357thBest Weather: 1,866thLowest Crime Rates: 2,113th
The Galactic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kohnhead

Population7.366 billion

CapitalKohnhead City
LeaderGeneral Sebastian Bohnhead
FaithKohnheadism

CurrencyKohnheada
AnimalPanda

The Galactic Empire of Kohnhead is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by General Sebastian Bohnhead with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.366 billion Kohnheadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kohnhead City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kohnheadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Kohnheadas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,827 Kohnheadas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohnhead's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kohnheadism.

Kohnhead is ranked 4,108th in the world and 83rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,340.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,357thBest Weather: 1,866thLowest Crime Rates: 2,113thTop
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Safest: 2,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,446thHealthiest Citizens: 3,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,917thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,717thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,809thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,255thLargest Governments: 5,386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,411thNicest Citizens: 6,146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,560thMost Pacifist: 6,629thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,977thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,747thMost Developed: 8,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,905thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,690thHighest Food Quality: 11,222ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,359thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,335thMost Inclusive: 15,378thMost Influential: 16,704thHighest Average Incomes: 16,975thSmartest Citizens: 17,870thMost Secular: 19,502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,935thHighest Economic Output: 19,944thMost Efficient Economies: 21,441stMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,102nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionSafest: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 76th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionNicest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionMost Pacifist: 140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kohnhead lodged a message on the A Taco Archipelago Regional Message Board.
  • : Kohnhead lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Kohnhead lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kohnhead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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