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Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
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Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Koffee

Population46.294 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

CurrencyCuppa
AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 46.294 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 40,729 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,794 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,938 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 20th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 27,297.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 12thLargest Populations: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32ndHighest Average Incomes: 33rdLargest Gambling Industry: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46thMost Avoided: 53rdSmartest Citizens: 53rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 61stLargest Agricultural Sector: 65thFattest Citizens: 66thMost Armed: 79thLargest Publishing Industry: 90thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101stHighest Crime Rates: 122ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 195thRudest Citizens: 215thMost Cultured: 253rdMost Secular: 310thLargest Retail Industry: 609thMost Rebellious Youth: 999thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,410thMost Efficient Economies: 1,741stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,505thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,657thMost Influential: 6,701stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,989thLargest Black Market: 10,049thMost Stationary: 11,273rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,643rdMost Pro-Market: 29,254th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the region

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