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Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th
The Richly Blended Peoples of
Capitalist Paradise
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Apprentice
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Koffee

Population35.485 billion

CapitalFull City
LeaderGeneralissimo Barista Espresso

CurrencyCuppa
AnimalSchrodingers Cat

The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.485 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 30,787 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 867,611 Cuppas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,308,828 per year while the poor average 62,349, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 171,023rd in the world and 76th in Wysteria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -144.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19thSmartest Citizens: 19thLargest Populations: 22ndMost Avoided: 23rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32ndFattest Citizens: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thMost Armed: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45thLargest Gambling Industry: 46thRudest Citizens: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65thLargest Publishing Industry: 71stHighest Crime Rates: 74thMost Secular: 104thMost Cultured: 132ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 135thLargest Retail Industry: 162ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 601stMost Rebellious Youth: 802ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,706thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,024thLargest Black Market: 2,655thMost Influential: 5,457thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,353rdMost Pro-Market: 7,945th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the region

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  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 53 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 82 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 122 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 77 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 145 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 139 million infected.
  • : Galicia-volhynia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Koffee, curing 88 million infected.

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