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Freedom and Progress
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,154thMost Income Equality: 19,833rd
The Koalviet Union of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Koalanica

Population1.785 billion

CapitalKoalanicagrad
LeaderVladimir Koalinsky

CurrencyClik
Animalcobra

The Koalviet Union of Koalanica is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vladimir Koalinsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.785 billion Koalanicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koalanicagrad. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Koalanican economy, worth 54.3 trillion Cliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 30,411 Cliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, and former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koalanica's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koalanica is ranked 190,436th in the world and 13th in Appalcadia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,154thMost Income Equality: 19,833rdMost Devout: 20,048th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Koalanica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Koalanica's influence in Appalcadia rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Koalanica, former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks.
  • : Following new legislation in Koalanica, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame.
  • : Following new legislation in Koalanica, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Koalanica, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Koalanica, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in Koalanica, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Koalanica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Koalanica, homophobia is off the menu.

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