The Republic of Knightmare Phoenix is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.269 billion Knightmare Phoenixes are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Knightmare Phoenix economy, worth 78.6 trillion Duckcoins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,920 Duckcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knightmare Phoenix's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Knightmare Phoenix is ranked 244,069^th in the world and 4,722^nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 475.92 on the Societal Mobility Rating.