Population | 4.569 billion |
Capital | Japanifornia |
Leader | Klavier Gavin |
Currency | guitar picks |
Animal | peacock |
The Rockstar Prosecutor of Klavier is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Klavier Gavin with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.569 billion Gavinners love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japanifornia. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Klavierian economy, worth 264 trillion guitar picks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,993 guitar picks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klavier's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Klavier is ranked 148,841st in the world and 2,051st in Ambition for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,918.63 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Klavier, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
- : Klavier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Klavier, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Following new legislation in Klavier, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Klavier, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Klavier, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
- : Klavier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Klavier, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Klavier, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Klavier, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.