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Largest Populations: 22,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,447thMost Cultured: 23,487th
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Population14.053 billion


The Colony of Klamytappi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 14.053 billion Klamytappians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Klamytappian economy, worth 377 trillion Boozes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,862 Boozes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Boozes each year, euthanasia is legal, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klamytappi's national animal is the Party, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klamytappi is ranked 124,595th in the world and 71st in Shinka for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,617.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 22,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,447thMost Cultured: 23,487th
Most Cultured: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the region

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