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The co-you know, the thing Sleepy Joe
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 794th
The Sleepy Joe Biden of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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KJU Marshall

Population4.539 billion

CapitalCorruption Hill
LeaderSleepy Joe
FaithIgnorance

CurrencyDelicious Hair
AnimalSniffer

The Sleepy Joe Biden of KJU Marshall is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sleepy Joe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.539 billion KJU Marshalli are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruption Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.4%.

The frighteningly efficient KJU Marshallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Delicious Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 304,416 Delicious Hairs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. KJU Marshall's national animal is the Sniffer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ignorance.

KJU Marshall is ranked 1,661st in the world and 24th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 46.02 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 794thMost Avoided: 859thLargest Mining Sector: 1,035thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,294thMost Armed: 1,341stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,456thLargest Retail Industry: 1,660thFattest Citizens: 1,661stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,678thHighest Average Incomes: 1,867thLargest Black Market: 1,870thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,922ndMost Secular: 1,940thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,401stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,021stMost Efficient Economies: 3,204thNudest: 3,823rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,151stRudest Citizens: 5,436thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,076thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,565thMost Conservative: 8,407thLargest Governments: 8,766thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,599thHighest Economic Output: 11,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,870thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,808th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Conservative: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 67th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 144th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 146th in the regionMost Extreme: 152nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KJU Marshall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
  • : KJU Marshall was endorsed by The Holy Blue NationStates of HumanSanity.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : KJU Marshall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in KJU Marshall, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great KJU Marshallian Liberator".
  • : KJU Marshall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".

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