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Least Corrupt Governments: 359thMost Advanced Public Education: 438thLargest Welfare Programs: 500th
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Population6.762 billion

CapitalNeo Neo Neo Jhanthu
LeaderPresident Karugama Mayumi


The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.762 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 174,519 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 218,838th in the world and 71st in Northern Utopia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -15.87 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 359thMost Advanced Public Education: 438thLargest Welfare Programs: 500thMost Pacifist: 543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 626thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 643rdNicest Citizens: 667thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 762ndMost Inclusive: 792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 819thBest Weather: 885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,008thSafest: 1,026thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,063rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,255thMost Developed: 1,352ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,686thSmartest Citizens: 1,719thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,826thHealthiest Citizens: 2,149thLargest Governments: 2,211thTop
Most Cultured: 2,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,223rdMost Influential: 3,591stLowest Crime Rates: 4,085thMost Secular: 4,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,861stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,612thHighest Average Incomes: 9,167thNudest: 10,495thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,215thMost Efficient Economies: 11,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,786thMost Income Equality: 12,819thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,523rdHighest Economic Output: 14,326thHighest Drug Use: 14,803rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,017thMost Stationary: 15,353rdMost Politically Free: 19,883rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,890th
Safest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the region

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