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Least Corrupt Governments: 353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 441stLargest Welfare Programs: 506th
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Population6.273 billion

CapitalNeo Neo Neo Jhanthu
LeaderPresident Karugama Mayumi


The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.273 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,431 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 24,030th in the world and 6th in Northern Utopia for Most Extreme, scoring 34.57 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 441stLargest Welfare Programs: 506thMost Pacifist: 525thMost Compassionate Citizens: 583rdNicest Citizens: 639thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 668thMost Inclusive: 735thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 797thMost Beautiful Environments: 827thBest Weather: 913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,023rdSafest: 1,047thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,272ndMost Developed: 1,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,674thSmartest Citizens: 1,695thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,793rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,172ndLargest Governments: 2,224thMost Cultured: 2,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,088thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,299thMost Influential: 3,408thLowest Crime Rates: 4,027thMost Secular: 4,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,885thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,746thHighest Average Incomes: 8,974thNudest: 9,935thMost Income Equality: 10,341stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,991stMost Efficient Economies: 11,058thHighest Drug Use: 11,157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,994thHighest Economic Output: 15,171stMost Stationary: 15,903rdMost Politically Free: 16,438thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,616th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the region

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