The Republic of Kivuian Nuclear Command is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.299 billion Kivuian Nuclear Commandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kivuian Nuclear Commandian economy, worth 123 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,734 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Kivuian Nuclear Commandian stage setups, and criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kivuian Nuclear Command's national animal is the emu.

Kivuian Nuclear Command is ranked 151,424^th in the world and 32^nd in Fukuoka for Highest Average Incomes, with 53,734.75 Standard Monetary Units.