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Twirling Toward Freedom
Most Primitive: 9,692ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,920thMost Armed: 10,924th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Kivu 37

Population2.322 billion

Currencybaht
Animalwolf

The Republic of Kivu 37 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.322 billion Kivu 37ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kivu 37ian economy, worth 115 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,867 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kivu 37 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United Fukuoka Games, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu 37's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kivu 37 is ranked 283,858th in the world and 169th in Fukuoka for Most Stationary, with 5.42844791468 days.

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Most Primitive: 9,692ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,920thMost Armed: 10,924thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,208thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 26,804th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the region

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