The Free Land of Kitten-eaters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.901 billion Kitten-eatersians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten-eatersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,447 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 344,768 Pizzas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,407,623 per year while the poor average 17,038, a ratio of 141 to 1.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, sick days are on the rise, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Kitten-eatersian citizenship in droves, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kitten-eaters's national animal is the Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kitten-eaters is ranked 170,926^th in the world and 3,194^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,350.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.