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Fried kittens are tasty
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 54thHighest Crime Rates: 71stRudest Citizens: 79th
The Free Land of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kitten-eaters

Population12.901 billion

CurrencyPizza
AnimalKitten

The Free Land of Kitten-eaters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.901 billion Kitten-eatersians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten-eatersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,447 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 344,768 Pizzas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,407,623 per year while the poor average 17,038, a ratio of 141 to 1.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, sick days are on the rise, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Kitten-eatersian citizenship in droves, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kitten-eaters's national animal is the Kitten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kitten-eaters is ranked 170,926th in the world and 3,194th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,350.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 54thHighest Crime Rates: 71stRudest Citizens: 79thMost Armed: 86thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 89thHighest Drug Use: 91stFattest Citizens: 115thMost Avoided: 130thLargest Retail Industry: 149thMost Rebellious Youth: 280thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 337thLargest Gambling Industry: 408thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 455thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 567thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,058thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,178thMost Inclusive: 1,466thMost Efficient Economies: 1,737thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,894thHighest Average Incomes: 1,909thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,341stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,381stHighest Economic Output: 4,354thLargest Mining Sector: 4,920thMost Secular: 6,056thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,340thNudest: 6,426thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,870thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,241stSmartest Citizens: 8,590thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,863rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,136thLargest Governments: 28,503rdMost Influential: 28,672nd
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141st in the regionNudest: 145th in the regionMost Secular: 153rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 177th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 241st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 396th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 424th in the regionMost Stationary: 575th in the regionMost Influential: 606th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 607th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 616th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Kitten-eatersian citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Kitten-eaters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, politicians no longer click with dating app matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitten-eaters, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.

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