Population | 6.098 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | eagle |
The Shrine Maiden of Kitsune51 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.098 billion Kitsune51ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.
The strong Kitsune51ian economy, worth 426 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,977 baht, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitsune51's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Kitsune51 is ranked 47,496th in the world and 777th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 926.0203448466 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kitsune51 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
- : Following new legislation in Kitsune51, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.