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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 828thLargest Welfare Programs: 906th
The People's Republic of
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Kitchen Nation

Population13.053 billion

CapitalKitchen City


The People's Republic of Kitchen Nation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by PhilmacFLy with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.053 billion Kitcheners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitchen City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitchener economy, worth a remarkable 2,728 trillion Kitchencoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,045 Kitchencoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown. Kitchen Nation's national animal is the Platypuss, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitchen Nation is ranked 269,337th in the world and 1,925th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -910.9 on the Hayek Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 828thLargest Welfare Programs: 906thLeast Corrupt Governments: 924thMost Influential: 994thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,060thMost Pacifist: 1,124thMost Inclusive: 1,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,258thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,315thSafest: 1,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,431stHighest Food Quality: 1,445thNicest Citizens: 1,454thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,600thMost Developed: 1,622ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,653rdMost Secular: 1,691stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,725thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,735thSmartest Citizens: 1,853rdLargest Governments: 1,974thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,997thMost Cultured: 2,011thBest Weather: 2,458thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,664thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,994thLowest Crime Rates: 3,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,403rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,372ndHighest Economic Output: 6,446thHighest Average Incomes: 6,548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,055thTop
Largest Populations: 23,998th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Secular: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 139th in the regionNudest: 180th in the region

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